Wednesday Humor: The Next Paradigm In Wearable Computers

The iWatch; Google Glass; the convergence between body and computer continues at a torrid pace, yet nobody knows just what the winning formula will be to make lazy, internet addicted consumers even lazier if more connected to the binary void.

One proposal for what will certainly be an “out of the box” (or “in the box” as the case may be) next generation product, and one which may appear avant garde, controversial and even shocking, comes from the Onion which as usual is years ahead of its time in a world which is now straight from, well, the Onion, which represents “a wearable computing device that streams videos into one eye, the internet into the other, and sucks your cock all at the same time.” In short (to pardon the pun), a profit gold mine.

Source: The Onion, obviously


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