This pattern is not just a test
Our freedoms are being suppressed
Will people stand by
As liberties die?
Prepare for some social unrest…
The Limerick King
So what is so surprising about all of this data hoarding bullsheet?
Not much if you proudly count yourself one of the fringe low brow morons who hang around financial survivalist blogs like Zero Hedge.
Suddenly, the MSM is shocked, shocked, schlocked.
Of course, the Congress is not shocked. Do you remember your Congressman asking you if it is OK for them to hoard all your phone records and internet data? You might want to call him up and remind him of this and tell him to shove it up his Clapper (don’t worry, Claptrap will be listening).
Meanwhile James Claptrap, Obombos Intelligence Tzar, says the NSA’s big data snorting is an essential tool for monitoring foreign threats.
Excuse me Mr Claptrap, how many trillions has the country spent so that two disco morons armed with pressure cookers can slip through the data dragnet despite the fact that several foreign intelligence agencies provided specific warnings? Apparently they were too busy trying to hire disco moron No 1 instead of trying to avert his twisted pressure cooker plot (or was that actually part of the larger plot?).
The problem is not the lack of information as they would like us to believe. The problem is the same problem as last time around. Stupidity, bureaucratic infighting and reckless negligence.
How many trillions have been spent so we can learn that the same basic problem (Condi-nesia) as last time around has not been corrected?
Oh no, the answer to feckless government waste and surveillance bureaucracy is more domestic spying and civilian data mining.
In fact, that is just what the Bilderboogers are busy Googling over in Watford as you Amazon this.
Once again, you know what Lady Liberty says…
Shove that fucking data donut up your Google Professor Potus!